scarfmouse:

tartingshop:

East Quad is down the street from a Lucky Kitchen that always gives eerily accurate fortune cookies

Usually the joke is on Lili but tonight I haven’t finished packing for Robbie to come get me yet and my fortune says “Let’s finish this up now, someone is waiting for you on that.”

VERY MYSTICAL

oh man vaguely threatening fortune cookies are the best

especially when they are imperative cookies

Yeah they’re usually really great; Lili was once telling us all how amazing she is and opened one up that said that she should try being modest

Then there was the other time that she opened one that seemed to overtly threaten domestic abuse but we won’t get into that

(via mousefeets)

  1. tartingshop reblogged this from mousefeets and added:
    Yeah they’re usually really great; Lili was once telling us all how amazing she is and opened one up that said that she...
  2. mousefeets reblogged this from tartingshop and added:
    oh man vaguely threatening...best especially when they are imperative cookies
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